Warning Emotional Pregnant Woman!

Today was very interesting for me! How many of you have ever been around an emotional pregnant woman? It is not a pretty site at all! Joe and I where driving around Hattiesburg because we have no lives. So I was driving down Hardy Street and all of a sudden blue lights are in my rear view mirror. Well, apparently I had done something wrong and was absolutely clueless what I had done. So the nice lady cop comes to my window and informs me that my tags have been out since February! For most people this would have been a simple event and they would have just let it roll of there shoulder, but I am pregnant and emotional. So she asked me for my license and I dig for them, but they are no where to be found. (Not only am I driving with my tags 3 months expired, I do not have my license.) I slow began tearing up and freaking out. The cop was ever so sweet and said she understood because I had a lot going on with my body. I was pretty cool in front of her, but then she handed me “MY FIRST TICKET” and walked away. That is when the fun began for Joe. I turned to him and the flood gates opened. All I could say is that “I just got my first ticket and I hate that I am crying.” Joe just laughs and tries to comfort me with the fact he got three tickets for speeding. Now here is the funny part! I am suppose to be in court at 1:30 on May 31st. Can you imagine me standing in line at the court and going into labor? That would be absolutely hilarious! Yeah I do not think I will be able to make that. So Joe gets to go to court for me because I hope to be detained!